Taco Party

 

It's been a long time since we've had a mullet Haiku, so here you go:

Masked and outside here

Which color taco you like...

Pink, purple, or queer?

What are YOU going to be for HOLLAween?!  Going to go to a party and take some shots, like Squid Game?

Texas State Fair

 

Horns up!  Look closely...the #mullet is more legit with the #pitvipersunglasses !

Florida

 

We all know that the most crazy shit happens in Florida.  It's like the Russia of the USA.  Well, this is just another example.

Circleville

 

A fresh taylor-made mullet in Taylor, Texas.  Is he onlooking a circle jerk?  Or why do they call it Circleville, we wonder?  Maybe, "Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

Like in Happy Gilmore, "...it goes up and down, and around...circular...circle..."

Dollar Store

Curlicued mullet conveniently popping out the back of the hat, all while repping the Lone Star state.  Staying safe...or to quote Kenny Powers, "You don't know what kind of shit I got."

Send us your virus-free mullet and show us what you've got.

Trader Hoes

Masked up in the grocery...is it that cheese dick, Guy Fieri, with no makeup or a cosmetic dose of HGH?  No, that's a chick!  But she may still have a bigger cheese dick than you.

Braided Bro from Brazil

 

Yes, it's Alliteration Monday, and yes, this is the same dude in both pictures.  Another worldly fan with a braided, straight-across-the-front (like your sister in the 80s) mullet...and more piercings than your mom.

Amarillo by Morning

 

A fan from Amarillo wrote in, showcasing in his own words, his proud, "snatch napkin," which is a new synonym, even for us!  Given that, why on earth would we say no to showcasing it?  Readers, you're welcome.

Last One from Tennessee Moto Race

 

If it weren't so sunny at this race, we may have seen more hat-less mullets for your uncovered, raw-dog viewing pleasure.

The dude in front of him...Rad Dad? Bad Dad? Crawdad Dad? <Something> Dad 2015 shirt to go with your dad bod and dad jokes.

Second-to-Last One from Moto Race

 

Blonde locks go with mullets like Gatorade and a stars-n-stripes baseball cap...because 'Merica.

You know it's a mullet with little-to-no sideburns, like these:

Fun Bloke in Finland

An English dude, Jack Lattimer, wrote in showcasing his homemade video of his new mullet and monkey tail beard.  The latter (and Lattimer) was new to us, but seems like a brill (slang of the Brits) swagger for 2021.  He has his own Youtube channel too.  See his catchy video below!

https://youtu.be/1R3YqVnpLbo

 

Moto Race Serves Again

All angles of a traditional mullet captured for your viewing pleasure.  

May have been spotted as he's fluffing it with electrolytes in hand, but that's a day in the life of a Mullet Mullisha member!

That's Right, the Tennessee Moto Race Again

 

Look closely, are you 'hooked' on mullets yet?

If you've been following along, the motocross race in Tennessee was a hit for the mullets, which came out of the woodwork.  And there are even more to come soon!

Just a fresh adolescent mullet hiding under the hat, kind of like these:

More from the Tennessee Motocross Race

This is a new breed of mullet I'm calling a bush mullet.  And I'm not talking about the 90s rock band.  Just let it live free and wild, like tropical shrubbery.

Reminds me of Booger (by far the best character in the series) in Revenge of the Nerds - "This is bullshit, I want bush..."

Best of Booger here.  Change my mind.

Here's another angle fo yo ass...at least he brushed it, trying to tame the bush:

 

Race de Motosaki

 

What up, pranksters and wanksters?!

Nothing like a good old April Fool's Day mullet.  What kind of pranks are you going to try to pull today?

This, above, is no fool, as you can tell by the "fuck-you-I-won't-do-what-you-tell-me" adolescent shag mullet.  Kind of like these: