New Year, New 'Do

 

Take A LOT off the sides...because I ain't no side-bitch.

Backyard Brochacho

 

Backyard brochacho with the blonde mullet and tasteful, red wifebeater, putting in work in the rumored meth capital of Texas.

Mullet Mullisha's 10 Year Anniversary

That's right! For a DECADE, we've been pumping out original, luxurious mullets seen in everyday life, not ripped off the web like the posers at The Chive.  Don't believe me?  Go to the oldest post and peruse the date, hoe!

A big thank you to all the Mullet Mullisha hunters and supporters.  I hear people say we do God's work, so never stop hunting!  Submit captures to mulletmullisha@gmail.com .

Here are some of the highlights of the decade to remind you, or if new to the site, quench your mullet thirst:

Tennessee Motocross Race

Here is a much-intended, no fucks given mullet.  Miley Cyrus may like moto too, but she ain't got shit on this one.

This moto-loving dude is no slouch.  He's got the wrap-around sunglasses, pink and blue Hawaiian boxers, the not-forgotten, utilitarian cargo shorts, and tops it off with metal horns up like a boss.

Shirtless flirt, ride dirt!

As you can see, you know he's NOT a whipped ass punk bitch like #bakermayfield, running across the stadium to get his old lady a straw.  Nor would he essentially put "live laugh love" in his Instagram bio like a basic bitch.  Nor would he obviously be butt-hurt and insecure about the #longhorns not wanting him, knowing he has to make money with shitty endorsements because he'll end up in the quarterback graveyard like the most of the Heisman quarterbacks.

RV Expo

 

Another rare ass, 2 mullets in 1 shot, like the one below.  One pulled back, the other needing some more growth.

What do you think they're talking about?  Leave your theory in the comments.

"Nice fishing shirt...is it a #saltlife ?  My mullet is longer than yours, slut bag."

Send any and all #mullet snapshots to mulletmullisha@gmail.com for a chance to be featured.

Liberty Bar

 

Give me liberty, or give me #mullet.

Ooooo, it's so grainy.  Almost like a bat wing in Waiting.

It'd be a lot cooler if there were no shirt under the overalls.

Bastrop Diner

No, this is not a cartoon.  This is a real-life, unadulterated, "blended" mullet.  Dude or dudette, you ask? We don't know.  And in 2020, nobody cares to decipher, because male and female are apparently not the only choices.

Now, I'll have some of that boysenberry syrup.

Someone Made a Mullet Song

Some country artist I've never heard of made a mullet song.  Catchy, but corny.

We've Got the Halloween Costume for You This Year

 

The ultimate #Halloween costume to try to give a positive note for something good happening in 2020:  #TigerKing

Mullet Mullisha T-Shirt

Mullet so simple, yet innovative, we made a t-shirt out of it.

Find it here:  https://www.amazon.com/Mullet-Mullisha-Mull-Women-T-Shirt/dp/B08464FSK8/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=%22mullet+mullisha%22&qid=1599254732&s=apparel&sr=1-4