McDonald's

I left the brightness down purposefully because this mullet is dark & mysterious.  Look closely...I think it's rubber-banded in the back.
I bet he collects fidget spinners.

He asks the McDonald's cashier for a 'royal wit cheez.'
Cashier says, "It ain't cool bein no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

-- Credit to Trading Places, the best Wall Street movie ever made.

Port Aransas Bar

Port Aransas bar, pre-Harvey.  This mullet mecca of a bar may not even exist anymore.
The collar is so excited, and it just can't hide it...all the way, anyway.

A Taste of Mexico

Since Mexico is so far from Texas, Austin has to host 'A Taste of Mexico' for all the gringos to drink tequila...and capture mullets.

Publix

Welp, luckily this survived the Florida hurricunh!

Not Vegas, but Hotel Vegas

Don't be fooled by the 'Vegas' in the background.  This is far from that, in Hotel Vegas in Austin.
'Hot Knife,' happy wife?  No, not how that saying goes...

Hold up...could this be a throwback to the 'gypsy shag' below, featured on Mullet Mullisha years ago?!
 

Nope, just a goofy derivative of a mullet.

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Rainbow Show

Apparently, this is what one will find when wandering into homosexual clubs during SXSW.

The tucked-in mesh tank is to-die-for.  Like A Night at the Roxbury!

The hunter claims he was singing, "...And I'm ecstasy...And I'm ecstasy," over and over, to a trance-like tune.  This is clearly not ecstasy...or is it?!

Vegas Bar Off the Strip

Think he actually rides a Harley?  Or rides a scooter like a poser...like this guy?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE


I bet he runs the water while he brushes his teeth.

Thanks, K.L., on your first successful hunt!

Dave & Buster's

He's gotta pull that mullet back for all that intense game play at Dave & Buster's.

I say let it fly!

Homey Week

Welp, boys and girls, it's Homey Week...which means I post pictures of my homies before they were in their prime.  Here's an old school pic of another young, impressive mullet!

East Texas Reppin

A friend of mine, back in his wiry days.  What a strapping young lad!

Mullet Net

Unfortunately, this is not a colossal hairnet for a mullet...apparently it's used to catch mullet fish.

Full listing here, and like he says, it's, "to heavy for me to throw."

Remember, kids:  stay in school.

Wurstfest

At Wurstfest, we all just wanna drink some beer and see some mullets...and we're clearly not out of femullets.

 

Soccer Zone

"It's the first of tha month...wake up, wake up, wake up, check your mullets and get up..."

What better place to flaunt your thuggish meximullet and homemade cutoff shirt than at Soccer Zone?!

Don't even say, "And he's doing the Captain Morgan pose!"  Captain Morgan puts his LEFT leg on the barrel, you fools!

<Mic drop>

 

Twin Peaks

He's tryin to get himself a look at some 'twin peaks.'

Restaurant in Burnet, TX

Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet.  Because you gotta start somewhere.