H-town Bar

The girl in the background has the same expression as I did...yowza!

Keepin it trill in 2016. 

 

Barton Springs Pool

I hunted this one myself at the local watering hole and didn't know what the hell I was seeing.  After some reflection, I will dub this the 'shitlock mullet.'  Not quite the traditional dreadlocks, but just a few super long turds hanging from the back of the head.  Glorious...but mostly horrendous.

 

Music Show

Looks to be a dude with a hot pink mullet to coincidentally match her hot pink tips.  Just the tips.

Hunters take note:  if you can put yourself in the pic, you are on your way to baller status in my eyes.  Examples here and here.

Happy berfday, homegirl!

 

Airport

Trying to keep alive that 70s Skynyrd life...classy leather briefcase sold separately.

"Ted Nugent called and he wants his shirt back."

 

Bronx Bar

I always receive high quality mullet snaps from Htown, as shown above.  This one captured in Rice Village.  Diversification in a big city brings diverse mullets....and nasty goats.

 

Sixth Street

Wondering why they call it 'D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th?!'  Perhaps this is evidence of such tricks you can find in said area of the overgrowing ATX.

Remember, kids...use protection.

 

Mall

This looks to me like a sloppy joe mullet.  Creeping out the old women walking the mall for exercise.  Poor bastard.

 

Haymaker

Makin that hay at your friendly neighborhood Haymaker.

"Cuz it's the first of tha month...wake up wake up..."

 

Minor League Baseball Game

After looking closely, is this:

A.  An optical illusion like this disturbing photo?

B.  An "H"-less heli-pad in the middle of a jungle?

C.  A zoned-in target for a bowel-movement-passing bird?

Answer:  Quite possibly C; however, I'm seeing the most insane bullet ( bald + mullet ) I've ever seen.  In this case, the poopy bird's eye view is even better than the profile view.

Convenience Store

Another scrappy meximullet...found at your local Austin convenience store.

You know what I miss?  Lucas salt.

We'd buy a case of that stuff when visiting Mexico.  Is it still around?  These days I only visit convenience stores to purchase the finest high gravity 40oz bottle of malt liquor.

 

An Athlete with a Mullet

Rubber Band Man

"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay.  'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."

Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store.  At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun.  "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"

Buzzmill

We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile.  This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here.  Looks like he's had a trim these days.

 

UT Football Game

Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!

Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!

 

Airport

Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.