HEB

As I mull it over, it seems HEB and Target employees are the cream of the crap.

I'm pretty sure this cashier wipes back to front.

ARE Mullets Making a Comeback?

I came across this link:  http://bit.ly/1sq6W8D and it's difficult to notice a mullet because all I can see are smurf lips.

So ARE mullets making a comeback?  I hope so, as that means there will be more fuel to the fire that is this blog!  Anyway, you be the judge.  There's a great 'comments' section below that nobody seems to use...do it! And do it well...like LL Cool J!

Sports Bar Bird Flip

This mullet is questionable, but I had to include it, as harassing hunters are welcome.

Hippie Restaurant

Doe or beau?  You be the judge on this butchullet.

With pumpkins ALREADY in the grocery stores, that means Hollaween (see what I did there?) is right around the corner.  And that means anyone has a great excuse to wear one of these on such a fun holladay!  http://bit.ly/1peJeX8

Holla (clearly the word of the day) at me with any mullets you find in the wild at mulletmullisha@gmail.com.

Coffee Shop

The conversation may or may not have gone like so:

¡Quiero café!
¡No mamen putos!
I take it they don't require hairnets here?
¡Salir ahora!
Eh, Soy gringo.

Beach

Look closely...iPad with credit card swipe.  Perhaps she's turning tricks on the Port Aransas beach?!  Not with that rat's nest.

Because "don't judge me" is the new "uhmaaazing."  Puke.

Blues on the Green

 

Sorry, bro, no Ted Nugent at Blues on the Green.

Maybe he lost a bet...or is a prospect for some tubular frat.

Cat Scratch Fever.

Pizza Shop

Whomever took this pic was super close and probably as nervous as Billy Ray Cyrus on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

Hey buddy, don't try to distract us from that 'do with earbuds, sunglasses, and a high earring (heterosexual being in the left ear...is that still true these days?).  Rock it, like Miley!

White Horse

Femullet at White Horse during SXSW...possibly Euro.  And greasy.  Like your granny.

Belt Sander Races

 

I couldn't make this up if I tried...OK, well maybe I could.  Anyway, this dude's hobby, or maybe full time gig, is racing belt sanders - the ultimate of redneck sports.

He looks like a Lenard...but perhaps responds to nicknames such as Lenny or Nard Dog.

Downtown Austin

This is a new variation to me.  After much thought, as I casually swirl the Hennessy about in my brandy glass...I call it...the Beaver Tail Mullet.

Hoover Dam Haiku

Sanchito enjoying view

No sideburns to boot

"Hey, where is the damn dam tour?!"

Rent-a-cop

That's right, call for backup...on yourself.  You're headed to the pen for being guilty of that jheri curl mullet!

Hospital

This Rico Suave janitor is striking a pose and doesn't even know it!

 

Interaction with a Craigslist Seller

My brother buys and sells dirtbikes in Houston as a hobby and he had a recent email conversation from a seller with an ad like this:  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/4172415156.html

As the ad says, "You can contact meat."  More hilarity below:

My brother:  $3k is the best I can do today. but you could have it sold!

Seller:  lol naw dude, I paid 7150, now why would I do that?

My brother:  Ok, just take it as an offer, thanks.

Seller:  Look kid, how old are you? I might just look out for you.

My brother:  28.

Seller:  2ppl already asked me for 3k, let me give it some thought and I'll get back to you.

My brother:  You said OBO, what's been the best offer so far?

Seller:  Yea, but I said 4300 obo, how do you go to 3000?

My brother:  Hah, well to be honest, the way your ad was written, it sounded like a kid was selling it! Go fix all the spelling mistakes and make it look like a grown man owns it and you may get decent offers. I buy and sell bikes so this isn't uncommon to lowball and some just want it out when you throw a cash offer at them. Obviously, your English is better than the ad, so sorry to offend with the lowball.

Seller:  Lol, dude if you bught and sold bike, you would known wats up as soon as you see the bike, who gives a Fuck about spelling, grow up bitch, and don't waste pols time, I bet your one of those white honkie cracker muther fuckers. lol low baller you are. well let me go fix my spelling little bitch, o did I spell that right hoe

My brother:  I was just being honest with you. If it was written out I probably wouldn't have made the offer because it would sell for 4, that's not a bad price you're asking. But I'm not the only one offering 3k, right? I know it sounds dumb for people to care about the ad, but it can make a difference.

Seller:  The lowest off is was 3000.  Your comin at me like I'm a chump.

My brother:  Don't take it that way. You've gotta be doing pretty well to have a brand new bike! It's just when I saw the ad, I figured it was from some guy out in the woods that would take 3000. I know that's not the case, so I'm just trying to help get you something better than 3000. Clean up the ad, thank me later, good luck. 3800 isn't bad at all, tell him to meet you at 4, not a bad deal for either of you. That's what they're going for nationally, check bikefinds.com for pricing, you're right on the money.

Seller:  I feel you...