This is a new variation to me. After much thought, as I casually swirl the Hennessy about in my brandy glass...I call it...the Beaver Tail Mullet.
Friday, March 14, 2014
Downtown Austin
This is a new variation to me. After much thought, as I casually swirl the Hennessy about in my brandy glass...I call it...the Beaver Tail Mullet.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Rent-a-cop
That's right, call for backup...on yourself. You're headed to the pen for being guilty of that jheri curl mullet!
Monday, November 18, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
Interaction with a Craigslist Seller
My brother buys and sells dirtbikes in Houston as a hobby and he had a recent email conversation from a seller with an ad like this: http://houston.craigslist.org/
As the ad says, "You can contact meat." More hilarity below:
My brother: $3k is the best I can do today. but you could have it sold!
Seller: lol naw dude, I paid 7150, now why would I do that?
My brother: Ok, just take it as an offer, thanks.
Seller: Look kid, how old are you? I might just look out for you.
My brother: 28.
Seller: 2ppl already asked me for 3k, let me give it some thought and I'll get back to you.
My brother: You said OBO, what's been the best offer so far?
Seller: Yea, but I said 4300 obo, how do you go to 3000?
My brother: Hah,
well to be honest, the way your ad was written, it sounded like a kid
was selling it! Go fix all the spelling mistakes and make it look like a
grown man owns it and you may get decent offers. I buy and sell bikes so
this isn't uncommon to lowball and some just want it out when you
throw a cash offer at them. Obviously, your English is better than the
ad, so sorry to offend with the lowball.
Seller: Lol, dude if you bught and sold bike, you would
known wats up as soon as you see the bike, who gives a Fuck about
spelling, grow up bitch, and don't waste pols time, I bet your one of
those white honkie cracker muther fuckers. lol low baller you are. well
let me go fix my spelling little bitch, o did I spell that right hoe
My brother: I was just being honest with you. If it was written out
I probably wouldn't have made the offer because it would sell for 4,
that's not a bad price you're asking. But I'm not the only one offering
3k, right? I know it sounds dumb for people to care about the ad, but it
can make a difference.
Seller: The lowest off is was 3000. Your comin at me like I'm a chump.
My brother: Don't
take it that way. You've gotta be doing pretty well to have a brand new
bike! It's just when I saw the ad, I figured it was from some guy out in
the woods that would take 3000. I know that's not the case, so I'm just
trying to help get you something better than 3000. Clean up the ad,
thank me later, good luck. 3800 isn't bad at all, tell him to meet you
at 4, not a bad deal for either of you. That's what they're going for
nationally, check bikefinds.com for pricing, you're right on the money.
Seller: I feel you...
Saturday, October 26, 2013
White Horse Bar
Mullets are one of the many hipster-bag wonders you encounter at White Horse bar, stokingly showcased by Jaime!
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Vegas Strip - Double Sighting
Oh damn, with that bluetoof ear piece, what you, some type of PIMP?!
Another viewer of this blog spotted this smut peddler in January, here - http://bit.ly/13wyjxT
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Sunday, July 14, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Disneyworld
This is the closest I've seen to a legit Joe-Dirt-as-a-kid mullet....and it's GLORIOUS!
Like a mini lumberjack tryin to snack on some hot dogs and popcorn.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Motocross Race
Better shave those sideburns...don't want them flappin' in the wind under your helmet. Wait, you're not a rider, you're an old wanna-be with a mullet!
Maybe he rides a two stroke and his name is Brrrrreeeennnnduunnnnn-dunnn-dunnnn!
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