Top Golf

 

Friday Haiku -

Mullet in the breeze,

Loafers tap the grassy green,

Golf ball finds its home.

Florida Walmart

The curly mullet is on the menu.  He seems stern.  Looking like Geppetto, creepily ready to get some action from that extra long nose of Pinocchio.

Rainey St

Just cruising down Rainey St, on the prowl for some brews and beyotches.

The scooters look like sorostitutes on the sidewalk, already too drunk to give you a ride home.

 

UT Basketball Game

 

Shag mullet...almost looks fake.  Getting a load of those players hooping it up.  Go Horns! 🤘🏼

New Mullet Mullisha Pickleball Paddles!

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Cuvee

 

Business mullet with a collared shirt on at your local coffee digs.

Because he means business...in the front only!

Mullet Mullisha Jumbo Mug on Sale!

 

Mullet Mullisha Jumbo Mug on sale, today only...to go with your gritty mug! - https://www.zazzle.com/mullet_mullisha_jumbo_mug-183470661986661498?context=114988980295967793

Plays Ultimate...The Ultimate Sport

 

First comb forward, then comb down.

Gel/pomade/wax and wire-framed glasses sold separately.

We've been posting mullets for 11 years, and they just now came back in style.  We're so lucky.  Just kidding...we take credit for it.  Join the #MulletMullisha!

Domain

Don't worry, fans...we haven't gone anywhere.  We are still here to provide you with lustful, original mullets from around the world.

Here's a dual sighting of Tweeter the Skeeter!

Where can I find a sweet chin hammock like that?

And are you still master of your 'domain?'

Spotted in the wild previously:

Party Boy

Loud shirt...check.  Loud hairdo...check.  Fan behind you to blow said hairdo like you're in an 80s hair band...check!

Another mullet man with a Hawaiian shirt from our blog awhile back:

Lucille

Ay boy, what that mouth do?! 

Tweeter the Skeeter likes to go to the trap house, and skeet skeet on them hoes!

Fabrication Shop

Fab Five Freddy...in the fabrication shop putting in work.  Conjunction junction, what's his function?  Does he lay pipe or does he just fit the pipe?  Maybe he's good at fitting square pegs into round holes.  I'll leave that to your imagination station.

Home Depot

Bowl cut mullet running the aisles (instead of the streets) ...helping your wifey trying to find a left handed smoke shifter.

Other notable bowl cut mullets from the archive:

The Great Outdoors

An eager fan wrote in, showcasing his new, lustrous mullet getting some fresh air and sunlight.  Are you jealous of his length?  That's what SHE said.

Peach Jamboree

 

Bleach job or no?  This one spotted at a peach jamboree - true story.  I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.  Sounds absolutely riveting.