Lucille

Ay boy, what that mouth do?! 

Tweeter the Skeeter likes to go to the trap house, and skeet skeet on them hoes!

Fabrication Shop

Fab Five Freddy...in the fabrication shop putting in work.  Conjunction junction, what's his function?  Does he lay pipe or does he just fit the pipe?  Maybe he's good at fitting square pegs into round holes.  I'll leave that to your imagination station.

Home Depot

Bowl cut mullet running the aisles (instead of the streets) ...helping your wifey trying to find a left handed smoke shifter.

Other notable bowl cut mullets from the archive:

The Great Outdoors

An eager fan wrote in, showcasing his new, lustrous mullet getting some fresh air and sunlight.  Are you jealous of his length?  That's what SHE said.

Peach Jamboree

 

Bleach job or no?  This one spotted at a peach jamboree - true story.  I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.  Sounds absolutely riveting.

Snail Trail

This full-bodied, hourglass mullet is easily identifiable, like a walk in the park...or on a snail trail.

Getting a head-start on his New Year's Resolution for more physical activity?  Doubtful...it's only Dec. 29th.

Out the Looking Glass

 

Dirty blonde and no sleeves.  Straight on top and curly on bottom, with a thousand yard stare...same way I like my women.

Taco Party

 

It's been a long time since we've had a mullet Haiku, so here you go:

Masked and outside here

Which color taco you like...

Pink, purple, or queer?

What are YOU going to be for HOLLAween?!  Going to go to a party and take some shots, like Squid Game?

Texas State Fair

 

Horns up!  Look closely...the #mullet is more legit with the #pitvipersunglasses !

Florida

 

We all know that the most crazy shit happens in Florida.  It's like the Russia of the USA.  Well, this is just another example.

Circleville

 

A fresh taylor-made mullet in Taylor, Texas.  Is he onlooking a circle jerk?  Or why do they call it Circleville, we wonder?  Maybe, "Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

Like in Happy Gilmore, "...it goes up and down, and around...circular...circle..."

Dollar Store

Curlicued mullet conveniently popping out the back of the hat, all while repping the Lone Star state.  Staying safe...or to quote Kenny Powers, "You don't know what kind of shit I got."

Send us your virus-free mullet and show us what you've got.

Trader Hoes

Masked up in the grocery...is it that cheese dick, Guy Fieri, with no makeup or a cosmetic dose of HGH?  No, that's a chick!  But she may still have a bigger cheese dick than you.

Braided Bro from Brazil

 

Yes, it's Alliteration Monday, and yes, this is the same dude in both pictures.  Another worldly fan with a braided, straight-across-the-front (like your sister in the 80s) mullet...and more piercings than your mom.

Amarillo by Morning

 

A fan from Amarillo wrote in, showcasing in his own words, his proud, "snatch napkin," which is a new synonym, even for us!  Given that, why on earth would we say no to showcasing it?  Readers, you're welcome.