That's Right, the Tennessee Moto Race Again

 

Look closely, are you 'hooked' on mullets yet?

If you've been following along, the motocross race in Tennessee was a hit for the mullets, which came out of the woodwork.  And there are even more to come soon!

Just a fresh adolescent mullet hiding under the hat, kind of like these:

More from the Tennessee Motocross Race

This is a new breed of mullet I'm calling a bush mullet.  And I'm not talking about the 90s rock band.  Just let it live free and wild, like tropical shrubbery.

Reminds me of Booger (by far the best character in the series) in Revenge of the Nerds - "This is bullshit, I want bush..."

Best of Booger here.  Change my mind.

Here's another angle fo yo ass...at least he brushed it, trying to tame the bush:

 

Race de Motosaki

 

What up, pranksters and wanksters?!

Nothing like a good old April Fool's Day mullet.  What kind of pranks are you going to try to pull today?

This, above, is no fool, as you can tell by the "fuck-you-I-won't-do-what-you-tell-me" adolescent shag mullet.  Kind of like these:

Bathroom

For some, this week was, "Spraaannggg Breeeaaakk."  If you don't get that reference, you should definitely watch Spring Breakers.  I'm not saying it's good, just entertaining if you like hoodrat stuff.

Even better than a #RiffRaff impersonation, and his bogus performance in concert, is this #mullet.  We really hope he did this himself, given the shirtless, bathroom shot.  Surely a #Flowbee could do it, right?  A viral #pandemic may be a trick, but at least you can secretly grow a bomb back-mane!

Tennessee Moto Race

 

Rider #360 sees mad mullets in ALL directions.

Just another mullet-under-the-hat trick.  We here at Mullet Mullisha are confident it's in hiding.  Kind of like these:

Tennessee Moto Race

 

Caught him with the hat off!  Bingo, "the dingo ate your baby."  Just verifying the Tennessee Tophat underneath, literally in Tennessee.  That term wasn't invented on accident.

Chick in the background is weeping, it's so beautiful, even with hat-hair.  Or maybe her backwoods husband just beat her up mentally.

Yep, Same Moto Race

 

If you ever want to see more mullets IRL, head to a motocross race.  Note:  this is NOT spelled, motoRcross, noob.

You can take a gander at ones like this, an adolescent shag mullet.

Another of Many at a Tennessee Moto Race

 

Bro in the background thinks he caught a creeper.  Nope, just a peeper.

Fox backpack on lock for all the gear & Four Loko.  Or the other kind of 'gear,' like in Bad Santa.

Motocross Race

 

Caught him blinking, not mean-mugging.

Look closely...'El Gohan' is Spanish for, 'The Gohan.'

Even with the hat, you know there's a Tennessee Tophat hiding under there!  Just like this beaver tail mullet in hiding:

New Year, New 'Do

 

Take A LOT off the sides...because I ain't no side-bitch.

Backyard Brochacho

 

Backyard brochacho with the blonde mullet and tasteful, red wifebeater, putting in work in the rumored meth capital of Texas.

Mullet Mullisha's 10 Year Anniversary

That's right! For a DECADE, we've been pumping out original, luxurious mullets seen in everyday life, not ripped off the web like the posers at The Chive.  Don't believe me?  Go to the oldest post and peruse the date, hoe!

A big thank you to all the Mullet Mullisha hunters and supporters.  I hear people say we do God's work, so never stop hunting!  Submit captures to mulletmullisha@gmail.com .

Here are some of the highlights of the decade to remind you, or if new to the site, quench your mullet thirst:

Tennessee Motocross Race

Here is a much-intended, no fucks given mullet.  Miley Cyrus may like moto too, but she ain't got shit on this one.

This moto-loving dude is no slouch.  He's got the wrap-around sunglasses, pink and blue Hawaiian boxers, the not-forgotten, utilitarian cargo shorts, and tops it off with metal horns up like a boss.

Shirtless flirt, ride dirt!

As you can see, you know he's NOT a whipped ass punk bitch like #bakermayfield, running across the stadium to get his old lady a straw.  Nor would he essentially put "live laugh love" in his Instagram bio like a basic bitch.  Nor would he obviously be butt-hurt and insecure about the #longhorns not wanting him, knowing he has to make money with shitty endorsements because he'll end up in the quarterback graveyard like the most of the Heisman quarterbacks.