Mullets in Football

The #ClevelandBrowns kicker is sporting a half-bleached mullet for the start of the season!

At Least the UK Police Have a Sense of Humor

West Yorkshire po-po are instructing residents to 'mullet over' when suspicious emails come around near National Fish and Chip Day.

It seems the O.G. word, mull, has lost its panache.

Original story here.

Sum Yung Korean

When I first saw the headline, "Tiger Inside," I was hoping this was news about the Tiger King inside prison or something of the like.  Unfortunately not so, and apparently there's a new all-Korean boy band with a song with said title.  The only thing that sticks out to me is a magenta mullet on one of them.

Are you weady to wock?!

Picture and original story here.

Mullets for Mental Health

Australia also has considered growing a mullet charity work!  Story also shows old school, quintessential mullets from famous actors and athletes. 

Original story here

Texas Mullet Winner at Sturgis Rally

 

So the yearly motorcyclist Sturgis Rally is still happening, even amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Read about the winner of the mullet contest here!

Aeropuerto de Costa Rica

A rare ass two mullets in one shot.  Two birds with one stone.  Two monkeys with one banana.  OK, now I'm just fucking around.

Their hair wasn't long enough to get the typical Central American/Caribbean corn rows, so they settled for the next best thing.

Notice how I used 'their' in that sentence?  They're going over there to their party.  If that one makes your head spin, how did you find this blog on the interwebs?!

Mullets are Still a Big Deal in Australia

Rugby player with a team dubbed, Magpies, kicks a goal and let's the mullet fly!

Original story here

The Local Bowling Alley Never Disappoints

Bullet (bald + mullet), skullet, however you pull it, there are absolutely no sideburns.  Long ass mustache instead...because sideburns are for queers.  

Here are some previously featured examples of bullets seen in the wild:

Another Bar on W 6th

"And Friday is Hawaiian shirt day...so ya know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

Sleeveless Canadian sport coat not included.

Look closely.  When it's short on the sides, you know it's a mullet, even when covered with a hat, like this beaver tail mullet:

More from Texas Music Fest

No fucks given, not even for sunscreen.  Don't worry, you're not missing out on fresh mullets from some shitty music fest because of the #kungflu.  This was last year.

Some #mullet men tend to have that middle-finger-attitude.  Recall the one below.

Texas Music Fest

Pow! Caught with his hat off to show the Texas-sized locks of mullet mania.

This is at a music fest, not a trailer park, you judgmental punk...with your 'jump to conclusions' mat.

"Are you saying, pow?"

ABQ Airport

Don't worry, he's not sitting on the shitter.  That's a paper towel roll in a bucket, not a toilet paper roll.  Like seeing a false oasis in a desert after the trauma of an unnecessary TP shortage.

Looks like he may have sniffed out a lurker.

Same Gym

This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Gym

Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Flamingo

"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'
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#POW!

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.