The Local Bowling Alley Never Disappoints

Bullet (bald + mullet), skullet, however you pull it, there are absolutely no sideburns.  Long ass mustache instead...because sideburns are for queers.  

Here are some previously featured examples of bullets seen in the wild:

Another Bar on W 6th

"And Friday is Hawaiian shirt day...so ya know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans."

Sleeveless Canadian sport coat not included.

Look closely.  When it's short on the sides, you know it's a mullet, even when covered with a hat, like this beaver tail mullet:

More from Texas Music Fest

No fucks given, not even for sunscreen.  Don't worry, you're not missing out on fresh mullets from some shitty music fest because of the #kungflu.  This was last year.

Some #mullet men tend to have that middle-finger-attitude.  Recall the one below.

Texas Music Fest

Pow! Caught with his hat off to show the Texas-sized locks of mullet mania.

This is at a music fest, not a trailer park, you judgmental punk...with your 'jump to conclusions' mat.

"Are you saying, pow?"

ABQ Airport

Don't worry, he's not sitting on the shitter.  That's a paper towel roll in a bucket, not a toilet paper roll.  Like seeing a false oasis in a desert after the trauma of an unnecessary TP shortage.

Looks like he may have sniffed out a lurker.

Same Gym

This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Gym

Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Flamingo

"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'
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#POW!

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.

Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man

Cruise done before the #COVID

Shit hit the damn fan

See What Some of the 'Game of Thrones' Cast Looked Like in the 80s!

From a great blurb by winteriscoming.net, you can see here what some of the Game of Thrones cast looked like in the 80s.  I will just say, at least one of them had a mullet!

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.

His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incompétents."

Mullets are Better Than Superheroes

"Hey, all you cool cats and kittens."

Here's a news story about a kid who already admires a high schooler that is great at sports and already copied his fab mullet.  They must join the #MulletMullisha!

Yep, first word on the shirt is, 'Virginity.'

Mullet History

I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!