Flamingo

"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'
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#POW!

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.

Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man

Cruise done before the #COVID

Shit hit the damn fan

See What Some of the 'Game of Thrones' Cast Looked Like in the 80s!

From a great blurb by winteriscoming.net, you can see here what some of the Game of Thrones cast looked like in the 80s.  I will just say, at least one of them had a mullet!

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.

His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incompétents."

Mullets are Better Than Superheroes

"Hey, all you cool cats and kittens."

Here's a news story about a kid who already admires a high schooler that is great at sports and already copied his fab mullet.  They must join the #MulletMullisha!

Yep, first word on the shirt is, 'Virginity.'

Mullet History

I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!

Salt Lick

Bro in the background with the buffalo hat sees it too.  Look closely...he thinks it's so good, he's licking his lips, saying, "Get in that bar-b-que nice and deep-like."

Not quite curly enough to be an afro, but no doubt a curly fry mullet.

Airport

German hacker #mullet in the airport running from the law.  If you do not succumb to his #ransomware with #bitcoin, he says, "Groooooo."  Then shakes it off and returns with, "Jaaa, I will go to Fodrockers.  They have excellent burgers."

Downtown Bar

Lion and tigers and mullets, oh fuck!

I wonder if the #MulletMullisha soldier told him to open his eyes wide, or if he always is crazy-eyed.  He looks like he just saw the #coronavirus, which is blown out of proportion by the propagandist shitheads we call the media.

No need to panic like a little bitch...Beavis & Butthead have TP for your bungholes.

AVP Tournament

Holy shit, never have I ever seen a mullet pulled back so tightly, one can see the part lines from afar!
This fool's trying to see the shitter on the critter, Misty May...too bad she's retired.
I ironically learned that 's-on-the-c' phrase from some old dude who goes by Barnacle Bill, and he also sported a pony tail mullet.

New Orleans Casino

The stars at night
Are mullet bright!
Hold muh beer,
Watch, this be tight!
This dude claimed he has been growing it out for a couple years.  Dedication station.

Department Store

There's an asian invasion in the shoe department.  Get your V-Day 'kicks' with this mullet that's got more girth than a rat tail.  Sort of like a double-wide rat tail.  I wonder what Clint Eastwood would say about it with his Gran Torino attitude?
For the single cats out there, don't be a #FOMOsapien today, as this HOLLAday is overrated.

UT Tailgate

Sometimes it's hard to tell when a dude or dudette is sporting a mullet when it's hidden under a hat.  But with the shaved sides, you know it's lurking underneath, in this case, in front of the beaver tail party in the back that can't be hidden.