New Mexico Street

Here's another sidewinder-like mullet on the streets of NM.

Remember the similar one below from the hipster-overrun SXSW?  Both bearded brochachos.

South Lamar Sidewalk

Bam! Shag mullet captured in the nick of time while sippin a #LoneStar tall boy from the bar patio on #SoLa!  Pants like #Aladdin, loafers like Galileo, and a European carry-all like a #Seinfeld episode.
That mullet will go on to do great things...while he holds in his farts.

Classroom

Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Randall's

Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Street Walker

Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Bowling Alley

Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Trudy's

Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Real Ale Brewery

Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

T-Shirt Extravaganza

Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Mullet Mania

Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

ACHell

The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Golden Goose

Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here

Paperclip in ear, he likes

To get golden-goosed

Indian Casino near San Diego

We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet

Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta: