Street Walker

Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Bowling Alley

Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Trudy's

Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Real Ale Brewery

Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

T-Shirt Extravaganza

Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Mullet Mania

Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

ACHell

The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Golden Goose

Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here

Paperclip in ear, he likes

To get golden-goosed

Indian Casino near San Diego

We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet

Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate

Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa

Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?

And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Salon Aveda Beta

Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.