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The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Golden Goose

Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here

Paperclip in ear, he likes

To get golden-goosed

Indian Casino near San Diego

We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet

Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate

Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa

Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?

And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Salon Aveda Beta

Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.

Bob Bullock Museum

Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!

Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.

Pepsi Center

Mullet Monday Haiku:

A feathered shock top

Morphs to vertical gold locks

While Santana rocks

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport

Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?

This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

#mulletbangs