Friday, August 2, 2019
Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"
The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof! Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.
Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.' I beg to differ!
Original article found here.
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
Capital Factory Party
End of the Month Haiku:
You weady to wock?!
Looking for that chips & guac
Balloon string a crock
The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage. But not as raging as this Latina femullet.
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
How to Give Yourself a Mullet
I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind. He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3. Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.
Friday, July 19, 2019
Randall's
Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE. He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart. A mulleted man has gotta eat. I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Mullet Mania
In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people. This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source. I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring. Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked. Maybe it's an Australian thing...like 'bollocks' is in England.
Full article here: https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-with-face-tatts-and-cooked-mullet-hunted-by-police-for-stealing-sex-toys-cars-a-phone-and-two-lollies-142792
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Friday, July 12, 2019
Chamber Music Fest, Greece
That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world. This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.
Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:
Keep an eye out for this rare breed! Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to mulletmullisha@gmail.com to be featured.
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
Stingrays
Stingray 'Vettes above the bar. Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie
This is what makes 'Merica great. Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Friday, June 21, 2019
Airport Waiting Area
Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!
Nope! That's a founding father mullet.
Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot. Riveting old school shit right here.
Monday, June 10, 2019
Airport Restroom
Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!
Another janitor...hunted. Just like this one.
Monday, April 8, 2019
Garden Variety Bar on the East Side
Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?! If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity. This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.
Labels:
mullet
Wednesday, March 6, 2019
Grocery Store
Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.
Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..."
Got those 90s song references on lock!
Monday, January 28, 2019
Mexican Beach
Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet). Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Dirty 6th
Here we have a helmet femullet on 6th Street. I say 'helmet' because it resembles the goofy ass bicycle racing helmets in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Would you take this porcupine helmet for a spin on a Tour de Dirty 6th?
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Golden Corral
Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.
Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"
I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke. It's just 'deez.' No need for 'ones.' We already know which ones you're talkin about.
Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy? If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.
Labels:
mullet
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Taco Shop
Waiting for his tacos. Delaware Subs says, 'No Bologna Here.' However, I see bologna. I see a José Canseco mullet with potential, which could have more of a raging party in the back.
Labels:
mullet
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