How to Give Yourself a Mullet

I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Randall's

Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Mullet Mania

In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian thing...like 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:  https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-with-face-tatts-and-cooked-mullet-hunted-by-police-for-stealing-sex-toys-cars-a-phone-and-two-lollies-142792

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Chamber Music Fest, Greece

That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:

Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to mulletmullisha@gmail.com to be featured.

Stingrays

Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Airport Waiting Area

Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Airport Restroom

Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.

Garden Variety Bar on the East Side

Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Grocery Store

Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.

Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..." 

Got those 90s song references on lock!

 

Mexican Beach

Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!

Dirty 6th

Here we have a helmet femullet on 6th Street.  I say 'helmet' because it resembles the goofy ass bicycle racing helmets in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Would you take this porcupine helmet for a spin on a Tour de Dirty 6th?

Golden Corral

Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.

Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"

I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke.  It's just 'deez.'  No need for 'ones.'  We already know which ones you're talkin about.

Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy?  If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.

Taco Shop

Waiting for his tacos.  Delaware Subs says, 'No Bologna Here.'  However, I see bologna.  I see a José Canseco mullet with potential, which could have more of a raging party in the back.

Dude Who Used to Sport a Mullet

I met a dude at SXSW who was cool enough to show this pic of his mullet from back in his young whipper-snapper days.

Colt, thanks for sharing.  I'm sure all the girls were flocking to you like moths to a flame!

 

Wally World

Lookin for some solid Tejano music to bang from his lowrider, this rare ass jheri (jerry) curl mullet lives another day in Wally World.

Speakin of Walmart, if you haven't seen this video, you should.  Jheri curl dude above only aspires to be as successful:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-GbX3iKbU