Garden Variety Bar on the East Side

Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Grocery Store

Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.

Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..." 

Got those 90s song references on lock!

 

Mexican Beach

Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!

Dirty 6th

Here we have a helmet femullet on 6th Street.  I say 'helmet' because it resembles the goofy ass bicycle racing helmets in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Would you take this porcupine helmet for a spin on a Tour de Dirty 6th?

Golden Corral

Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.

Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"

I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke.  It's just 'deez.'  No need for 'ones.'  We already know which ones you're talkin about.

Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy?  If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.

Taco Shop

Waiting for his tacos.  Delaware Subs says, 'No Bologna Here.'  However, I see bologna.  I see a José Canseco mullet with potential, which could have more of a raging party in the back.

Dude Who Used to Sport a Mullet

I met a dude at SXSW who was cool enough to show this pic of his mullet from back in his young whipper-snapper days.

Colt, thanks for sharing.  I'm sure all the girls were flocking to you like moths to a flame!

 

Wally World

Lookin for some solid Tejano music to bang from his lowrider, this rare ass jheri (jerry) curl mullet lives another day in Wally World.

Speakin of Walmart, if you haven't seen this video, you should.  Jheri curl dude above only aspires to be as successful:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37-GbX3iKbU

Whole Foods

Another rare ass sidewinder mullet.  The dude was really squirrelly and on a mission to find that delish granola.  As you can see, this is similar to the sidewinder SXSW dude here and Target employee here in previous posts.

Submit live captures of mullets you catch in the wild to MulletMullisha@gmail.com for a chance to be featured.

 

Motocross Race

Notice how the title doesn't say MotoRcross?  That's how we differentiate gangstas from wankstas.  And jorts.

Myrtle Beach Putt Putt course

Now what does this look like to you?!  Which route would you take with your golf balls?

butt butt > putt putt
I'm good at maths.

Happy VDay...hope you don't get VD!

SXSW

Almost that time of year again for another world famous film & music festival.  This kooky sidewinder mullet looks a lot like the Target employee here.

On a different note, a good friend from high school with an unbelievable voice is headlining an alternate music event, the ULP Festival, the weekend of March 17.  This will include 20 bands on 2 stages for only $10 for both days (beats the hell out of an overpriced SXSW badge).  Coincidentally, his band is dubbed The Gypsy Mullet!  Check them out at the link above for some live, wholesome mullet action.

Malaysia

With a new year, I predict a new breed of mullets...evolved variations we've never seen before.
Just a reminder that mullet hunting is worldwide!  This grainy beaver tail mullet was captured deep in some mystery land we know as Malaysia.

McDonald's

I left the brightness down purposefully because this mullet is dark & mysterious.  Look closely...I think it's rubber-banded in the back.
I bet he collects fidget spinners.

He asks the McDonald's cashier for a 'royal wit cheez.'
Cashier says, "It ain't cool bein no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

-- Credit to Trading Places, the best Wall Street movie ever made.

Port Aransas Bar

Port Aransas bar, pre-Harvey.  This mullet mecca of a bar may not even exist anymore.
The collar is so excited, and it just can't hide it...all the way, anyway.