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Apparently, this is what one will find when wandering into homosexual clubs during SXSW.
The tucked-in mesh tank is to-die-for. Like A Night at the Roxbury!
The hunter claims he was singing, "...And I'm ecstasy...And I'm ecstasy," over and over, to a trance-like tune. This is clearly not ecstasy...or is it?!
He's gotta pull that mullet back for all that intense game play at Dave & Buster's.
I say let it fly!
Welp, boys and girls, it's Homey Week...which means I post pictures of my homies before they were in their prime. Here's an old school pic of another young, impressive mullet!
A friend of mine, back in his wiry days. What a strapping young lad!
Unfortunately, this is not a colossal hairnet for a mullet...apparently it's used to catch mullet fish.
Full listing here, and like he says, it's, "to heavy for me to throw."
Remember, kids: stay in school.
At Wurstfest, we all just wanna drink some beer and see some mullets...and we're clearly not out of femullets.
"It's the first of tha month...wake up, wake up, wake up, check your mullets and get up..."
What better place to flaunt your thuggish meximullet and homemade cutoff shirt than at Soccer Zone?!
Don't even say, "And he's doing the Captain Morgan pose!" Captain Morgan puts his LEFT leg on the barrel, you fools!
<Mic drop>
He's tryin to get himself a look at some 'twin peaks.'
Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet. Because you gotta start somewhere.
My, what a randy jumpsuit you have on at the bar, my dear. Astronaut? Janitor? Pilot? Sewer cleaner? Butt pirate!
What better with which to roto-rooter your pooper?
What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?
- We'd better perk up or people are gonna think we're NUTS!
Not sure why these fools be braidin their mullets...like Rubber Band Man seen earlier. Give your mullet wings and let it fly!
Just another solid bullet (bald + mullet) throwin some darts at your local Flying Saucer. Is he a sauce boss? Not likely.
I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too. But at least his neck is protected from the sun! That's the price you pay. You can even see him at night with the reflector vest!
Send any & all mullet pics to mulletmullisha@gmail.com !
This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim. Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?
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