Soccer Zone

"It's the first of tha month...wake up, wake up, wake up, check your mullets and get up..."

What better place to flaunt your thuggish meximullet and homemade cutoff shirt than at Soccer Zone?!

Don't even say, "And he's doing the Captain Morgan pose!"  Captain Morgan puts his LEFT leg on the barrel, you fools!

<Mic drop>

 

Twin Peaks

He's tryin to get himself a look at some 'twin peaks.'

Restaurant in Burnet, TX

Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet.  Because you gotta start somewhere.

 

Little Red Riding Jumpsuit

My, what a randy jumpsuit you have on at the bar, my dear.  Astronaut?  Janitor?  Pilot?  Sewer cleaner?  Butt pirate!

What better with which to roto-rooter your pooper?
 

Port Aransas

What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?

 - We'd better perk up or people are gonna think we're NUTS!

Not sure why these fools be braidin their mullets...like Rubber Band Man seen earlier.  Give your mullet wings and let it fly!

 

Flying Saucer

Just another solid bullet (bald + mullet) throwin some darts at your local Flying Saucer.  Is he a sauce boss?  Not likely.

Construction Site

I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too.  But at least his neck is protected from the sun!  That's the price you pay.  You can even see him at night with the reflector vest!

Send any & all mullet pics to mulletmullisha@gmail.com !

Discoteca

This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim.  Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?

Sam's Club

Take the 'TRY ME!' sign literally and try to scratch and sniff that mini mullet.  This guy wishes he had a majestic one, but needs to straighten that thing out and let it flow freely in the wind.

Wally World

Sweet Wally World meximullet lookin for children's threads.  Perhaps he drives an old two-tone Ford Aerostar?

Here's a flashback to one of the most underrated, low-budget music videos I've ever seen, featuring the nation's biggest retailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyy_NkeD6pg

 

Montreal Monkeyfucker Mullet

 

You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like Pepé Le Pew.  Davy Crockett wannabes are rare, unless you're a West Virginia Mountaineer fan.  No king of the wild frontier here...just a smells-like-poo 'do on the public transportation circuit in Canada.

Whole Foods

 

A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there.

I drop the 'w' and 'l' and call it Hoe Foods, for obvious reasons.

Las Vegas Souvenir Shop

The inverse duck tail mullet...with blonde tips for fuck's sake.  Because that extra manure hangin from the back isn't noticeable enough already.

 

Mall Kiosk

Another shitlock mullet!?  The one earlier this year can be seen here.  Yowza...I need to play the lottery.  Then I could buy all the mullet wigs I want...and Hennessy.

 

SXSW

This mullet is almost as American as the Budweiser in his hand.

Seems like he had just the goofy college shag, then when he graduated, let just the bottom grow out.  GOOD LUCK GETTING A REAL JOB.