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Looks to be a dude with a hot pink mullet to coincidentally match her hot pink tips. Just the tips.
Hunters take note: if you can put yourself in the pic, you are on your way to baller status in my eyes. Examples here and here.
Happy berfday, homegirl!
I always receive high quality mullet snaps from Htown, as shown above. This one captured in Rice Village. Diversification in a big city brings diverse mullets....and nasty goats.
Wondering why they call it 'D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th?!' Perhaps this is evidence of such tricks you can find in said area of the overgrowing ATX.
Remember, kids...use protection.
This looks to me like a sloppy joe mullet. Creeping out the old women walking the mall for exercise. Poor bastard.
After looking closely, is this:
A. An optical illusion like this disturbing photo?
B. An "H"-less heli-pad in the middle of a jungle?
C. A zoned-in target for a bowel-movement-passing bird?
Answer: Quite possibly C; however, I'm seeing the most insane bullet ( bald + mullet ) I've ever seen. In this case, the poopy bird's eye view is even better than the profile view.
Another scrappy meximullet...found at your local Austin convenience store.
You know what I miss? Lucas salt.
We'd buy a case of that stuff when visiting Mexico. Is it still around? These days I only visit convenience stores to purchase the finest high gravity 40oz bottle of malt liquor.
"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay. 'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."
Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store. At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun. "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"
We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile. This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here. Looks like he's had a trim these days.
Bro or Ho? Fu*k if I know! But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!
Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?' That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!
Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch. I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag. Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.
Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday. If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out. You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.
This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!
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