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After looking closely, is this:
A. An optical illusion like this disturbing photo?
B. An "H"-less heli-pad in the middle of a jungle?
C. A zoned-in target for a bowel-movement-passing bird?
Answer: Quite possibly C; however, I'm seeing the most insane bullet ( bald + mullet ) I've ever seen. In this case, the poopy bird's eye view is even better than the profile view.
Another scrappy meximullet...found at your local Austin convenience store.
You know what I miss? Lucas salt.
We'd buy a case of that stuff when visiting Mexico. Is it still around? These days I only visit convenience stores to purchase the finest high gravity 40oz bottle of malt liquor.
"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay. 'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."
Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store. At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun. "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"
We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile. This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here. Looks like he's had a trim these days.
Bro or Ho? Fu*k if I know! But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!
Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?' That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!
Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch. I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag. Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.
Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday. If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out. You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.
This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!
Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.
Peace. Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.
This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.
I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep shot of hubby's young mullet!
I bet tomorrow he's having a NoFucksgiving. "Why wasn't I invited?"
Give it 10 years and it'll be a bullet.
I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.
Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!
No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you. I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.
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