An Athlete with a Mullet

Rubber Band Man

"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay.  'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."

Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store.  At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun.  "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"

Buzzmill

We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile.  This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here.  Looks like he's had a trim these days.

 

UT Football Game

Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!

Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!

 

Airport

Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.

 

Barbarella

Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!

 

Wally World

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"

Airport

Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Austin MetroRail

Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.

 

Ski Shores

I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep shot of hubby's young mullet!

I bet tomorrow he's having a NoFucksgiving.  "Why wasn't I invited?"

Give it 10 years and it'll be a bullet.

Vegas Airport

Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport.

Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  "Small hands, smell like cabbage."

 

Governor's Ball

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

Grocery Store

No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.

 

X Games

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!

Mötley Crüe Concert

 

Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.