Barbarella

Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!

 

Wally World

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"

Airport

Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Austin MetroRail

Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.

 

Ski Shores

I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep shot of hubby's young mullet!

I bet tomorrow he's having a NoFucksgiving.  "Why wasn't I invited?"

Give it 10 years and it'll be a bullet.

Vegas Airport

Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport.

Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  "Small hands, smell like cabbage."

 

Governor's Ball

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

Grocery Store

No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.

 

X Games

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!

Mötley Crüe Concert

 

Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?

 

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 2 of 3)

Billy Joe is ready for that BRAAAAAAPPP BRAAP!

This is how we sound talking about dirtbikes!

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

Join the Mullet Mullisha and send any mullet masterpieces to c.gunit@gmail.com !

White Horse

All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.

BBQ Restaurant Haiku

Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad