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<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!

Mötley Crüe Concert

 

Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?

 

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 2 of 3)

Billy Joe is ready for that BRAAAAAAPPP BRAAP!

This is how we sound talking about dirtbikes!

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

Join the Mullet Mullisha and send any mullet masterpieces to c.gunit@gmail.com !

White Horse

All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.

BBQ Restaurant Haiku

Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad

Brewery

Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.

 

Army Training

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Le Mans Race

 

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

 

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."

 

Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.
 

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Who Coined the Term, 'Mullet?'

Visit this link, take the quiz, and see if you got it right!


 

Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday

The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:  http://bit.ly/18okiv2

You stay classy, San Diego. 

Dolce Vita

Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.