Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?

 

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 2 of 3)

Billy Joe is ready for that BRAAAAAAPPP BRAAP!

This is how we sound talking about dirtbikes!

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

Join the Mullet Mullisha and send any mullet masterpieces to c.gunit@gmail.com !

White Horse

All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.

BBQ Restaurant Haiku

Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad

Brewery

Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.

 

Army Training

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Le Mans Race

 

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

 

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."

 

Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.
 

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Who Coined the Term, 'Mullet?'

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Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday

The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:  http://bit.ly/18okiv2

You stay classy, San Diego. 

Dolce Vita

Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.

New Orleans 'Grenade'

For those of you who are unfamiliar, 'grenade' is apparently douchie Jersey Shore slang for the above.  The drink in her hand with the same name is obviously just icing on the cake of this dirty blonde dirty 'do.

The New York Times asks if mullets are so bad, they're good?

This just in:  This blog will soon be extended or moved to Instagram via 'mullet.hunter' so submit any and all hunted mullets to c.gunit@gmail.com.
Remember kids, the profile view is best.

Make sure to ring in the new year with your own grenade! You decide which kind.

HEB

As I mull it over, it seems HEB and Target employees are the cream of the crap.

I'm pretty sure this cashier wipes back to front.