Army Training

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Le Mans Race

 

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

 

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."

 

Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.
 

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Who Coined the Term, 'Mullet?'

Visit this link, take the quiz, and see if you got it right!


 

Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday

The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:  http://bit.ly/18okiv2

You stay classy, San Diego. 

Dolce Vita

Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.

New Orleans 'Grenade'

For those of you who are unfamiliar, 'grenade' is apparently douchie Jersey Shore slang for the above.  The drink in her hand with the same name is obviously just icing on the cake of this dirty blonde dirty 'do.

The New York Times asks if mullets are so bad, they're good?

This just in:  This blog will soon be extended or moved to Instagram via 'mullet.hunter' so submit any and all hunted mullets to c.gunit@gmail.com.
Remember kids, the profile view is best.

Make sure to ring in the new year with your own grenade! You decide which kind.

HEB

As I mull it over, it seems HEB and Target employees are the cream of the crap.

I'm pretty sure this cashier wipes back to front.

ARE Mullets Making a Comeback?

I came across this link:  http://bit.ly/1sq6W8D and it's difficult to notice a mullet because all I can see are smurf lips.

So ARE mullets making a comeback?  I hope so, as that means there will be more fuel to the fire that is this blog!  Anyway, you be the judge.  There's a great 'comments' section below that nobody seems to use...do it! And do it well...like LL Cool J!

Sports Bar Bird Flip

This mullet is questionable, but I had to include it, as harassing hunters are welcome.

Hippie Restaurant

Doe or beau?  You be the judge on this butchullet.

With pumpkins ALREADY in the grocery stores, that means Hollaween (see what I did there?) is right around the corner.  And that means anyone has a great excuse to wear one of these on such a fun holladay!  http://bit.ly/1peJeX8

Holla (clearly the word of the day) at me with any mullets you find in the wild at mulletmullisha@gmail.com.

Coffee Shop

The conversation may or may not have gone like so:

¡Quiero café!
¡No mamen putos!
I take it they don't require hairnets here?
¡Salir ahora!
Eh, Soy gringo.

Beach

Look closely...iPad with credit card swipe.  Perhaps she's turning tricks on the Port Aransas beach?!  Not with that rat's nest.

Because "don't judge me" is the new "uhmaaazing."  Puke.

Blues on the Green

 

Sorry, bro, no Ted Nugent at Blues on the Green.

Maybe he lost a bet...or is a prospect for some tubular frat.

Cat Scratch Fever.