Disneyworld

This is the closest I've seen to a legit Joe-Dirt-as-a-kid mullet....and it's GLORIOUS!

Like a mini lumberjack tryin to snack on some hot dogs and popcorn.

Motocross Race

Better shave those sideburns...don't want them flappin' in the wind under your helmet.  Wait, you're not a rider, you're an old wanna-be with a mullet!

Maybe he rides a two stroke and his name is Brrrrreeeennnnduunnnnn-dunnn-dunnnn!

Action Jackson in Walmart

Bo knows mullets best.

I wish this one was not braided in order to see the full luxuriousness.

Mullets in Action

Happy V-Day.  Make sure you stay away from the VD.

I didn't post this video because this Russian hooligan jacked his dad's Infiniti and goes for a joyride.

I posted this video because ALL I NOTICED WAS HIS GOOFY ASS HAIRDO.  With both of these qualities, he is no doubt destined to grow up a douche bag!

Philippines

This mullet comes all the way from the Philippines.

That's right, Mullet Hunter has gone worldwide...kind of like Prestige Worldwide!

Club

Sergio with his meximullet is going clubbing, and I'm not talking about baby seals...but to find some foxy chicas!

Mexican Restaurant

Frizzy mullet at a local mexican restaurant.

How do I know this?

Because only a mexican restaurant has a turquoise bathroom door!

Vegas Smut Peddler

Happy New Year!  This year and this blog will bring more mullets into your life!

You know what I'm talking about...another one of those creepy cholos who stands on the streets of the strip and doesn't say anything (probably because he doesn't know English), but will slap his smut cards together to get your attention.  Because he knows you want "Girls Direct to You."

Then you get HIS attention by snapping a pic of his 'do and gritty mug.

 

Target Employee

Contrary to the last post, one CAN have a mullet as well as a real job...at TARGET.

This is some kind of sidewinder mullet or else he was just a-swangin' his hair like Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode."

Texas State Fair

We can safely assume this dude is in college, subcategory probably being some douche-tastic frat during hazing season.  Because one sporting a mullet cannot have a real job.

I know there's a Chevy sign in the background, but this is not NASCAR.  This mullet was tagged at the Texas state fair in Dallas.  He's lookin around for the fried Twinkies, unbeknownst to anyone that Hostess would be bankrupt the following month.  And lots of beer to drown the sorrows of the Longhorns playing like horse manure once again in the Red River Shootout.

On the bright side, at least he's got a girl in his arm...or it could be another dude with long hair.

Drink up, ya heard?!

 

My Hot Girlfriend

What am I thankful for?  Mullets!  The world would be too boring without them.  I'm also thankful for sexy women who USED to sport a mullet.

For example, this is an old school picture of my girlfriend, for real.  Her mom claims the 'do was dubbed "gypsy shag."

You cannot fool me, gypsy...that's a mullet!

Speaking of gypsies, a friend of mine is the front man for a rocking local Austin band, American Gypsy.  They play what he calls "honky tonk hippie groove" and my girlfriend will occasionally backup sing to certain songs.  Check out their website, americangypsyband.com for upcoming shows, pictures, and some of their original songs!

Laundromat

Only in Austin.  Little Bo Peep...with a femullet.  This is NOT 'photoshopped.'

For those who like to party plan, like myself:  Beer Calculator

 

Wedding Reception

If my hair were this curly, I'd prolly sport a 'fro instead of a mop-looking mullet.

Courtyard Marriott

"Uhh, somethin's wrong with my 'puter...and my 'do."

 

D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th St.

Another sighting of the mailman with the mullet...up close and personal!

With those sunglasses and earring(s), he's ready to rock out with his mullet out (I know, that doesn't rhyme)!