Club

Sergio with his meximullet is going clubbing, and I'm not talking about baby seals...but to find some foxy chicas!

Mexican Restaurant

Frizzy mullet at a local mexican restaurant.

How do I know this?

Because only a mexican restaurant has a turquoise bathroom door!

Vegas Smut Peddler

Happy New Year!  This year and this blog will bring more mullets into your life!

You know what I'm talking about...another one of those creepy cholos who stands on the streets of the strip and doesn't say anything (probably because he doesn't know English), but will slap his smut cards together to get your attention.  Because he knows you want "Girls Direct to You."

Then you get HIS attention by snapping a pic of his 'do and gritty mug.

 

Target Employee

Contrary to the last post, one CAN have a mullet as well as a real job...at TARGET.

This is some kind of sidewinder mullet or else he was just a-swangin' his hair like Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode."

Texas State Fair

We can safely assume this dude is in college, subcategory probably being some douche-tastic frat during hazing season.  Because one sporting a mullet cannot have a real job.

I know there's a Chevy sign in the background, but this is not NASCAR.  This mullet was tagged at the Texas state fair in Dallas.  He's lookin around for the fried Twinkies, unbeknownst to anyone that Hostess would be bankrupt the following month.  And lots of beer to drown the sorrows of the Longhorns playing like horse manure once again in the Red River Shootout.

On the bright side, at least he's got a girl in his arm...or it could be another dude with long hair.

Drink up, ya heard?!

 

My Hot Girlfriend

What am I thankful for?  Mullets!  The world would be too boring without them.  I'm also thankful for sexy women who USED to sport a mullet.

For example, this is an old school picture of my girlfriend, for real.  Her mom claims the 'do was dubbed "gypsy shag."

You cannot fool me, gypsy...that's a mullet!

Speaking of gypsies, a friend of mine is the front man for a rocking local Austin band, American Gypsy.  They play what he calls "honky tonk hippie groove" and my girlfriend will occasionally backup sing to certain songs.  Check out their website, americangypsyband.com for upcoming shows, pictures, and some of their original songs!

Laundromat

Only in Austin.  Little Bo Peep...with a femullet.  This is NOT 'photoshopped.'

For those who like to party plan, like myself:  Beer Calculator

 

Wedding Reception

If my hair were this curly, I'd prolly sport a 'fro instead of a mop-looking mullet.

Courtyard Marriott

"Uhh, somethin's wrong with my 'puter...and my 'do."

 

D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th St.

Another sighting of the mailman with the mullet...up close and personal!

With those sunglasses and earring(s), he's ready to rock out with his mullet out (I know, that doesn't rhyme)!

 

Bikini Olympics

Also seen at the Bikini Olympics, I spy a dead squirrel hanging from this dude's cranium.

That's right!  Holler at them half-naked chicks!

UT Tailgate

 

And with tailgating season upon us, football brings the mullets out to play.

I'm all for the Longhorns and a Lone Star every now and then, but this dude needs to cut that shit.

There are bound to be many a mullet at the ACL festival this weekend, so send pictures to c.gunit@gmail.com!

More at In-N-Out

This guy wants some sprouts on his burger...as he sprouts a mullet.

Alamo Drafthouse

I spotted this chode monkey at the Alamo Drafthouse sitting on the floor to be one of the first ones in line to some shitty movie, probably with the word 'Star' somewhere in the title.

Dog at the Motocross Race

No, the guys from the motocross race posted earlier are actually pointing to this wanna-be Dog the Bounty Hunter mullet!

I bet he's looking for old, trashy MILFs with tattoos on their titties...