Bikini Olympics

Also seen at the Bikini Olympics, I spy a dead squirrel hanging from this dude's cranium.

That's right!  Holler at them half-naked chicks!

UT Tailgate

 

And with tailgating season upon us, football brings the mullets out to play.

I'm all for the Longhorns and a Lone Star every now and then, but this dude needs to cut that shit.

There are bound to be many a mullet at the ACL festival this weekend, so send pictures to c.gunit@gmail.com!

More at In-N-Out

This guy wants some sprouts on his burger...as he sprouts a mullet.

Alamo Drafthouse

I spotted this chode monkey at the Alamo Drafthouse sitting on the floor to be one of the first ones in line to some shitty movie, probably with the word 'Star' somewhere in the title.

Dog at the Motocross Race

No, the guys from the motocross race posted earlier are actually pointing to this wanna-be Dog the Bounty Hunter mullet!

I bet he's looking for old, trashy MILFs with tattoos on their titties...

Another Motocross Mullet

Well of course...the guys in the last post are pointing at this mullet.

I bet he rode that tractor to the motocross race and has a John Deere tattoo above his junk.

There are many more mullets to be hunted out there.  Submit pictures to c.gunit+mullet@gmail.com.

Motocross Race

What do you think they're pointing at?  A more luxurious mullet?

Gym

 

Usually this place is full of meat heads, but today...a gray mullet powering the electricity on a cardio machine.

Golden Gate Bridge

This has come in from ol' liberal Cali.

I'm going to coin the term, lopsided skunklet.

Chinless Shim in a Car

I snapped this one myself while stopped at a red light.


I cannot tell whether this specimen is male or female.  Anyway, it has that popular hipster 'do with extra hair just chillin in the back (thicker than a rat tail) like a baby mullet is sprouting.


It appears she/he was about to flick me off...

Costco

"Hey, esse, quit trying to find molestable children playing on the playhouse demos!"

In-N-Out

Asian mullet waiting for his burger-n-flies.
Maybe he's sending his baby momma a picture of that fly 'do...

Laudation to Creepers

This is a new edition to my blog without mullets - just creepers!


The shady pervert below was seen at the Bikini Olympics and if you can't see in the picture, his trucker hat says, 'MILF Hunter.'  Almost as good as a mullet hunter.  He brought a video camera with him and arrived 3 hours in advance to nab the best seat in the house.

Be careful. They're out there...

 

Gas Station

Happy 4th of July, all you mullet hunters!

Be on the lookout...I'm sure there will be some great mullets on the lake and at corner stores buying Boone's Farm Tickle Pink.

Liquor Store

The owner of this mullet happens to be a mechanic who prefers quantity over quality (like I did in college) - Natty Lite.