Costco

"Hey, esse, quit trying to find molestable children playing on the playhouse demos!"

In-N-Out

Asian mullet waiting for his burger-n-flies.
Maybe he's sending his baby momma a picture of that fly 'do...

Laudation to Creepers

This is a new edition to my blog without mullets - just creepers!


The shady pervert below was seen at the Bikini Olympics and if you can't see in the picture, his trucker hat says, 'MILF Hunter.'  Almost as good as a mullet hunter.  He brought a video camera with him and arrived 3 hours in advance to nab the best seat in the house.

Be careful. They're out there...

 

Gas Station

Happy 4th of July, all you mullet hunters!

Be on the lookout...I'm sure there will be some great mullets on the lake and at corner stores buying Boone's Farm Tickle Pink.

Liquor Store

The owner of this mullet happens to be a mechanic who prefers quantity over quality (like I did in college) - Natty Lite.

Garage Sale Otra Vez

I think I'm going to post a garage sale ad on Craigslist; not to sell anything, but just to see what kind of mullets show up...brilliant.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mullet

Mr. Rogers says, "Won't you be...my neighbor...with a mullet?!"

A friend sent this one in and I'm wondering if this guy's name is Pedro.  That might be a Sledgehammer, but I don't see Napoleon Dynamite anywhere taking that thing off some sweet jumps.

Although, Pedro looks to be racking himself already...

Outside Spec's

I now have a theory that alcohol breeds goofy haircuts.

This one spotted outside Spec's, up close and personal!

Parkin' Lot Pimpin'

Do you think the owner of this rat tail drives that Prius?

I think not.

Grocery - Frozen section

A wavy mexi-mullet in the grocery.  This I have never seen.

"¿Donde estan los frozen burritos?"

SXSW

Look closely...that's not the color of the dude's shirt in the background.  That's blue and purple in the mullet...you know...to match the sunglasses. I bet he plays synth.

HEB

Remember kids, Bald + Mullet = Bullet.

This one in HEB, bound by rubber bands.

SXSW

Be a Rebel.  Grow a Mullet.

Garage Sale

¡Víva El Rat Tail!

¡Grácias, Jesus!

Grocery Store

I don't even need to go to Wal-Mart or NASCAR...I see plenty of mullet variations at the local grocery store and here's my latest.

Femullet made of steel wool; now that's a feat!