Snail Trail

This full-bodied, hourglass mullet is easily identifiable, like a walk in the park...or on a snail trail.

Getting a head-start on his New Year's Resolution for more physical activity?  Doubtful...it's only Dec. 29th.

Out the Looking Glass

 

Dirty blonde and no sleeves.  Straight on top and curly on bottom, with a thousand yard stare...same way I like my women.