Flamingo

"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'
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#POW!

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.