Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man

Cruise done before the #COVID

Shit hit the damn fan

See What Some of the 'Game of Thrones' Cast Looked Like in the 80s!

From a great blurb by winteriscoming.net, you can see here what some of the Game of Thrones cast looked like in the 80s.  I will just say, at least one of them had a mullet!

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.

His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incompétents."

Mullets are Better Than Superheroes

"Hey, all you cool cats and kittens."

Here's a news story about a kid who already admires a high schooler that is great at sports and already copied his fab mullet.  They must join the #MulletMullisha!

Yep, first word on the shirt is, 'Virginity.'

Mullet History

I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!