Golden Goose

Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here

Paperclip in ear, he likes

To get golden-goosed

Indian Casino near San Diego

We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet

Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate

Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa

Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?

And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Salon Aveda Beta

Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.