Airport Waiting Area

Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Airport Restroom

Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.