Golden Corral

Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.

Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"

I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke.  It's just 'deez.'  No need for 'ones.'  We already know which ones you're talkin about.

Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy?  If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.