Las Vegas Souvenir Shop

The inverse duck tail mullet...with blonde tips for fuck's sake.  Because that extra manure hangin from the back isn't noticeable enough already.

 

Mall Kiosk

Another shitlock mullet!?  The one earlier this year can be seen here.  Yowza...I need to play the lottery.  Then I could buy all the mullet wigs I want...and Hennessy.