Airport

Trying to keep alive that 70s Skynyrd life...classy leather briefcase sold separately.

"Ted Nugent called and he wants his shirt back."

 

Bronx Bar

I always receive high quality mullet snaps from Htown, as shown above.  This one captured in Rice Village.  Diversification in a big city brings diverse mullets....and nasty goats.

 

Sixth Street

Wondering why they call it 'D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th?!'  Perhaps this is evidence of such tricks you can find in said area of the overgrowing ATX.

Remember, kids...use protection.

 

Mall

This looks to me like a sloppy joe mullet.  Creeping out the old women walking the mall for exercise.  Poor bastard.

 

Haymaker

Makin that hay at your friendly neighborhood Haymaker.

"Cuz it's the first of tha month...wake up wake up..."