UT Football Game

Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!

Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!

 

Airport

Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.