Barbarella

Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!

 

Wally World

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"

Airport

Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Austin MetroRail

Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.