Target Employee

Contrary to the last post, one CAN have a mullet as well as a real job...at TARGET.

This is some kind of sidewinder mullet or else he was just a-swangin' his hair like Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode."

Texas State Fair

We can safely assume this dude is in college, subcategory probably being some douche-tastic frat during hazing season.  Because one sporting a mullet cannot have a real job.

I know there's a Chevy sign in the background, but this is not NASCAR.  This mullet was tagged at the Texas state fair in Dallas.  He's lookin around for the fried Twinkies, unbeknownst to anyone that Hostess would be bankrupt the following month.  And lots of beer to drown the sorrows of the Longhorns playing like horse manure once again in the Red River Shootout.

On the bright side, at least he's got a girl in his arm...or it could be another dude with long hair.

Drink up, ya heard?!

 

My Hot Girlfriend

What am I thankful for?  Mullets!  The world would be too boring without them.  I'm also thankful for sexy women who USED to sport a mullet.

For example, this is an old school picture of my girlfriend, for real.  Her mom claims the 'do was dubbed "gypsy shag."

You cannot fool me, gypsy...that's a mullet!

Speaking of gypsies, a friend of mine is the front man for a rocking local Austin band, American Gypsy.  They play what he calls "honky tonk hippie groove" and my girlfriend will occasionally backup sing to certain songs.  Check out their website, americangypsyband.com for upcoming shows, pictures, and some of their original songs!

Laundromat

Only in Austin.  Little Bo Peep...with a femullet.  This is NOT 'photoshopped.'

For those who like to party plan, like myself:  Beer Calculator

 

Wedding Reception

If my hair were this curly, I'd prolly sport a 'fro instead of a mop-looking mullet.

Courtyard Marriott

"Uhh, somethin's wrong with my 'puter...and my 'do."

 

D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th St.

Another sighting of the mailman with the mullet...up close and personal!

With those sunglasses and earring(s), he's ready to rock out with his mullet out (I know, that doesn't rhyme)!

 

Bikini Olympics

Also seen at the Bikini Olympics, I spy a dead squirrel hanging from this dude's cranium.

That's right!  Holler at them half-naked chicks!

UT Tailgate

 

And with tailgating season upon us, football brings the mullets out to play.

I'm all for the Longhorns and a Lone Star every now and then, but this dude needs to cut that shit.

There are bound to be many a mullet at the ACL festival this weekend, so send pictures to c.gunit@gmail.com!

More at In-N-Out

This guy wants some sprouts on his burger...as he sprouts a mullet.

Alamo Drafthouse

I spotted this chode monkey at the Alamo Drafthouse sitting on the floor to be one of the first ones in line to some shitty movie, probably with the word 'Star' somewhere in the title.

Dog at the Motocross Race

No, the guys from the motocross race posted earlier are actually pointing to this wanna-be Dog the Bounty Hunter mullet!

I bet he's looking for old, trashy MILFs with tattoos on their titties...

Another Motocross Mullet

Well of course...the guys in the last post are pointing at this mullet.

I bet he rode that tractor to the motocross race and has a John Deere tattoo above his junk.

There are many more mullets to be hunted out there.  Submit pictures to c.gunit+mullet@gmail.com.

Motocross Race

What do you think they're pointing at?  A more luxurious mullet?

Gym

 

Usually this place is full of meat heads, but today...a gray mullet powering the electricity on a cardio machine.

Golden Gate Bridge

This has come in from ol' liberal Cali.

I'm going to coin the term, lopsided skunklet.

Chinless Shim in a Car

I snapped this one myself while stopped at a red light.


I cannot tell whether this specimen is male or female.  Anyway, it has that popular hipster 'do with extra hair just chillin in the back (thicker than a rat tail) like a baby mullet is sprouting.


It appears she/he was about to flick me off...

Costco

"Hey, esse, quit trying to find molestable children playing on the playhouse demos!"

In-N-Out

Asian mullet waiting for his burger-n-flies.
Maybe he's sending his baby momma a picture of that fly 'do...

Laudation to Creepers

This is a new edition to my blog without mullets - just creepers!


The shady pervert below was seen at the Bikini Olympics and if you can't see in the picture, his trucker hat says, 'MILF Hunter.'  Almost as good as a mullet hunter.  He brought a video camera with him and arrived 3 hours in advance to nab the best seat in the house.

Be careful. They're out there...

 

Gas Station

Happy 4th of July, all you mullet hunters!

Be on the lookout...I'm sure there will be some great mullets on the lake and at corner stores buying Boone's Farm Tickle Pink.

Liquor Store

The owner of this mullet happens to be a mechanic who prefers quantity over quality (like I did in college) - Natty Lite.

Garage Sale Otra Vez

I think I'm going to post a garage sale ad on Craigslist; not to sell anything, but just to see what kind of mullets show up...brilliant.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Mullet

Mr. Rogers says, "Won't you be...my neighbor...with a mullet?!"

A friend sent this one in and I'm wondering if this guy's name is Pedro.  That might be a Sledgehammer, but I don't see Napoleon Dynamite anywhere taking that thing off some sweet jumps.

Although, Pedro looks to be racking himself already...

Outside Spec's

I now have a theory that alcohol breeds goofy haircuts.

This one spotted outside Spec's, up close and personal!

Parkin' Lot Pimpin'

Do you think the owner of this rat tail drives that Prius?

I think not.

Grocery - Frozen section

A wavy mexi-mullet in the grocery.  This I have never seen.

"¿Donde estan los frozen burritos?"

SXSW

Look closely...that's not the color of the dude's shirt in the background.  That's blue and purple in the mullet...you know...to match the sunglasses. I bet he plays synth.

HEB

Remember kids, Bald + Mullet = Bullet.

This one in HEB, bound by rubber bands.

SXSW

Be a Rebel.  Grow a Mullet.

Garage Sale

¡Víva El Rat Tail!

¡Grácias, Jesus!

Grocery Store

I don't even need to go to Wal-Mart or NASCAR...I see plenty of mullet variations at the local grocery store and here's my latest.

Femullet made of steel wool; now that's a feat!

Regal Nads

A friend captured this at either the grocery or at Regal Nads.

Young meximullet.  I wonder if it was forced upon him by his abuela..

Send any mullet pictures to c.gunit@gmail.com.  If they catch you taking a picture of them, just say, "I like your hairdo."

Another Mullet Pulling a Pedicab

I had to run down the street after this one because it was too good to pass up.

Only in Austin!

Hare Krishna Mullet in HEB

What's that on his head, you ask?

Yamaka?
Steaming pile of dung?

Wrong, that's his hair.  My friend informed me that this dude may be a Hare Krishna, which, new to me, is some sort of monk.  Yay, interweb.

According to harekrishna.com, 'Krishna is a name of the Supreme. It means "all- attractive."'  I'm not so sure the 'do is attractive, but that's my opinion.

From ehow.com, "Hare Krishna practitioners vow to abstain from intoxicants, stimulants, meat, fish, and eggs, as well as gambling and sexual relations."
Well, count me OUT!

Juan in a Million

A Juan in a Million rat tail!

Would you like some queso with that, ese?

Does anyone know what 'mullet' is en Español?