Liquor Promotion

Did Garth from Wayne's World get some tats and lose the specs?!

Nope, just another dude with a mullet. You had to be there. The 'do looked like it started off as a bowl cut in the front, and after seeing it in the mirror, he chose to keep the rest. I was waiting for him to say, "She makes me feel kinda of funny...like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class."

Mail Man

Another government employee. Did Kenny Powers go from cock fighting to mail man? I doubt he can throw the ball 'fast as fuck' with those chicken legs.

Hockey Game

See that white patch on top of his head? That's not the lighting. I wish I had a better camera to show the luxuriousness..

Post Office

Here we have a very rare Jheri curl mullet, almost in the form of a bullet. I bet Rick James is a fan.