Petty Cab, er, Pedicab

Look closely...that's not a shadow on his neck...but a typical pedicab mullet!

I was not fortunate enough to ride in this cab, but if I did, I'd be laughing my ass off the whole way with that nappiness flapping in the wind, woooooooo!

Vegas Casino

Asian mullet invasion of the casino!

Are those Air Jordans too?!

Las Vegas Airport

I know there's always a party in Las Vegas, but when I go, it seems to be specifically 'party in the back.'  I capture the most mullets there, hands down, or should I say, hair down.

Here's a rad gray bullet (bald + mullet).

The next time you're in Vegas, be on the lookout for any mullet variation and send pictures to me at c.gunit@gmail.com.  I find a profile perspective does justice!

Diner

Looks like Elvis has been resurrected, grew a mullet, and a menu rest.

Costco

Oh Asian femullet, how art thee?

I think she's buying sushi...or flied lice.

Sports Bar

Sleeveless shirt and public intoxication?

Classy...just like that mullet.

Golden Corral

Did the Indians, er, Native Americans have mullets?! I'm starting to think so.
One summer, a friend's dad told us about a game the Natives apparently used to play. I have no idea what it was called, but he told us to put a rock in one of our long tube socks. One person would hurl it high in the air and the other person would catch it as close to the end of the sock (the high end, not toe end) as possible without letting it hit the ground. He claimed that they believed the better one is at this game, the more endowed he happens to be. Naturally, I was good at this game, but was not sporting a mullet.

Liquor Promotion

Did Garth from Wayne's World get some tats and lose the specs?!

Nope, just another dude with a mullet. You had to be there. The 'do looked like it started off as a bowl cut in the front, and after seeing it in the mirror, he chose to keep the rest. I was waiting for him to say, "She makes me feel kinda of funny...like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class."

Mail Man

Another government employee. Did Kenny Powers go from cock fighting to mail man? I doubt he can throw the ball 'fast as fuck' with those chicken legs.

Hockey Game

See that white patch on top of his head? That's not the lighting. I wish I had a better camera to show the luxuriousness..

Post Office

Here we have a very rare Jheri curl mullet, almost in the form of a bullet. I bet Rick James is a fan.

BBQ Restaurant

Another bullet (bald with mullet) in the wild...fillin up his cup of sizzurb.

Parking Garage

Another meximullet! Look how close I got! This guy turned at exactly the right moment to flash me the profile view. I still wonder, do these fools go to their barber and say, "Give me a mullet." Or Flowbee? Or does baby momma butcher it for them? So many questions to the universe of mullet.

Mexican Restaurant

This is what I call a 'bullet.' The dudes are bald, but still strive to keep the party in the back.
Do you notice a trend so far in my successful hunts? Mexican restaurants and casinos seem to be mullet gold mines...and I haven't even ventured to Wal-Mart or a NASCAR race!

Auto Body Shop

Finally, another male mullet in the wild. Check out the white-to-gray gradient! Clearly, he's looking at his own mullet in the reflection of the car's glossy paint.

Local Mexican Restaurant

All right men, it's time to step it up! Here's another luxurious femullet, in which I wonder if it smells like raccoon.

Late Night Diner

I present you with a rare mullet on what appears to be a woman, as the breasts are larger than the usual 'moobs.'

Look closely, this breed was buzzed on the top and bunched up on the bottom from the collar (no, it's not a puff). I think I was the only one staring..